liz
in my never ending quest to find offbeat nonsensical stories
i strive to bring you only the best in offbeat nonsensical stories...

(i listen to talk radio and then look up the stories, then post them......lolololololololol.......)


there has been many a night i have dialed old girlfriends just to hear jane tell me, 'I'm sorry the number you have dialed is out of order or disconnected, please check the number and dial again.'


typical woman.....getting another gal to tell me to buzz off!!!
i can take rejection.....