The Dumb Question Thread

[Rottieluver45]

Ohhhh yeah and Could someone answer this:

What does <3 mean?

[Kfamr]

Originally posted by Rottieluver45
Ohhhh yeah and Could someone answer this:

What does <3 mean?

Turn your head sideways, it's a big heart!


<3

[Cheshirekatt]

Why is it cats always want to sit on your lap when it's blistering hot?!?

[Rottieluver45]

Originally posted by Kfamr
Turn your head sideways, it's a big heart!


<3

Aaaahaaaaaaaaa!! I see it now!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

OOOOOOOH!

I have ten whole pages of these! I'll brb with some.

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

If some of these have been used, sorry. I haven't read the thread.

1. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to by alcohol, and why do bars have parking lots?

2. Should crematoriums give a discount for burn victims?

3. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

4. When your pet bird sees you reading the newpaper, does he or she wonder why you are staring at a piece of carpet?

5. Whose cruel idea was it for "lisp" to have an "s"?

6. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower if he doesn't wear pants anyway?

[kittens]

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Originally posted by Airedalekisses
why do the manufactures put a label on a hairdryer that says do not use while asleep?
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It's funny that you mention that! When I was living at home my mom had this ancient hair dryer that consisted of a fan/motor/heater, a hose, and something that acted like a shower cap which, when turned on, blew up like a balloon. When I was going somewhere spiffy (like a dance, or something) and wanted curly hair, I'd roll my hair in curlers and dry them using this contraption. I'd often set my alarm clock for about 45 minutes and go to sleep with it on! I wonder if the manufacturer's warning had something to do with people like me! (Quote)
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LOL how old are you? my mother had one of those too, and I used it sometimes, but they still make them, I don't think they are "ancient" well maybe they are LOL!


(Quote)..."A bottle of prescription sleeping pills with a label that says..."May cause drowsiness....."

I hope so!..."(Quote)
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LOL that's funny!


...."I have a list of life`s unanswered questions:

1. How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?

good question! I guess it all starts at the first armrest in the first seat...



6. Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?


I think Joey is short for Joseph...my nephews name.


12. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

also, why do cats smell each others rear? its a animal think I guess!


15. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

to show off?


20. If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident? ...."
hmm, thats sounds like a "purpose" to me!
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Turn your head sideways, it's a big heart!


<3
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thank you! I have been wondering about that, it was bugging me!

3. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
eeek I don't want to find out, but it does not sound good!

4. When your pet bird sees you reading the newpaper, does he or she wonder why you are staring at a piece of carpet?

LOL or wondering why your are looking at their "potty"!!


6. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower if he doesn't wear pants anyway?

LOL thats so funny...reminds me of once, when my nephew was a little boy and I played hide and seek with him, he said "donald duck doesn't wear any pants!" just to make me laugh so he could find me!

[Rottieluver45]

wow! Kittens, you ACCTUALLY answered them! Well, some! I didn`t expect someone to answer them!

[kittens]

[Tonya]

15. Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

One day, I could tell my son was in deep thought...so I asked him what he was thinking? He goes, "Mom, if superheros are so tough, why do they run around in panties?"

[wolf_Q]

Is the pistachio flavored salad really supposed to be flavored like pistachio nuts? Who thought of that?

[Bathsheba069]

I tell ya, if I looked like a super hero, I would wear spandex! I bet they wear t-shirts and sweats at home like everyone else does, though.

I wonder if Superman wears a Superman t-shirt at home ....

[Rottieluver45]

Originally posted by Tonya
One day, I could tell my son was in deep thought...so I asked him what he was thinking? He goes, "Mom, if superheros are so tough, why do they run around in panties?"

LOL! ! What did YOU say?

[KYS]

kittens: When I was living at home my mom had this ancient hair dryer that consisted of a fan/motor/heater, a hose, and something that acted like a shower cap which, when turned on, blew up like a balloon. >>>>>

I have one of those. I got mine about 15 years ago
I think, and about 2 years ago, the motor stopped working.
I was devestated. I went on E-bay and bought another one.

[Gone Doggin']

Originally posted by ILoveMyAbbyGirl
6. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower if he doesn't wear pants anyway?

haha it's because he doesn't own a pair of pants