I know someone who is annoying. Calls me every single day

"Jordan, do you want to come over?"
"No, can't, I'm busy."
"Doing what?!"
"Homework."
"After that can you?"
"I have to have a shower."
"What about after that?"
"Cleaning my room."
"Is it a big mess?"
"As always."
"Omg!! You are such a slob. You always have to clean your stupid room, god, why can't you pick up your things?!"
"Uh huh.."
"Comon, can't you just not do those things? I wanna go to the gym!"
"Then go."
"I don't wanna go by myself."
"Well I can't go."
"Your so lazy! Look at you, you're so fat, all you ever do is sit there and eat."
"Ah yes, and what fun I have.."
"And we were gonna have cake and ice cream, and we were going to watch my new movies!"
"Sure."

God, and it goes on and on and on.