Cerberus as I read about you this morning I thought you have come to the right spot! It seems you have been at times **ahem** how do I say this....A Nawtee Dawg! I understand completely. My Bella as a puppy did many nawtee dog stunts too, although I think you have got her beat! It is plain to see that your human loves you very much and I am glad you are in each other's lives. Congrats to you on being our Sunday Dog of the Day!