Merlins letter to Santa pawz.
Dear Sir, I have been a very good boy this year, (mom doesn't know the truth she relies on the cats and my skin brother for details) I really didn't get the sub sandwitch of the counter they rubbed the sauce on my paws. If th cat hadn't jumped up on the plant I never would have had to fallow on the table.
I would like bones,cookies,bones,cookies.and liver treats. Also any way to get rid of a kitten sshe just doesn't follow the rules, so what if shes only a kitten. She also needs her own couch so she'll leave MINE alone. Thank you , sincerly Montanas Mystical Merlin (sofa spud)