I'm happy anywhere there is a computer.

Actually, I love Long Island! There is nice climate, nice and temperate. Lots of great beaches, and if you've been to Montauk, you'll know what I'm talking about. The schools are nice and there are hardly any (I don't even think there are any) gangs or drug-dealers around here. We have huge yards here in Bayport, and lots of woods for exploring (although some of my neighbors choose to cut it down and build tennis courts). The houses are great, and the streets are easy to find. It is a cozy little town, and everyone knows each other, there are no strangers.

Anyway, I'm happy I have a home, unlike many people in the country.