My favouritest quotes:

"So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?" -- Buffy

"Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies?"
"Shut. Up." -- Xander and Buffy

Buffy: "And, you know, with the pain and the death, maybe you shouldn't be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be... fray-adjacent."

Willow: "You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one."

Oz (to Willow): "There's something about you that's causing me to hug you...it's like I have no will of my own."

Cordelia: "Well, that was the most fun you could have without having any fun."

Principal Snyder: "I want you to tutor him. Percy is flunking history. Nothing seems to be able to motivate him."
Percy: "Hey, I'm challenged."
Snyder: "You're lazy, self-involved, and spoiled. That's quite the challenge."

Xander (on their Senior Year SATs): "It's totally fascist, and personally, I think it discriminates against the uninformed."
Cordelia: "Actually, I'm looking forward to it. I do well on standardized tests. (Off their looks) What? I can't have layers?"

"The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uh, it wasn't Xander. In fact it wasn't me. In fact, it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it." -- Willow

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"
Buffy: "Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy."

Buffy: "Wow. This music is so... so..."
Kathy: "I know. This song is super fun, isn't it?"
Buffy: "You bet. It just gets fun-er and fun-er every time you play it."

Spike: "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

Xander: "It's officially nippy. So say my nips."

Xander: "He's putting his sneakers on. But it's not the Velcro kind, so give him a couple extra minutes."

Cordelia: "We're all concerned about how gross you look."

Xander: "Too much research. Need beverage."

"I have no time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman, I'll give you a call."

Xander: "We're right behind you, only further back."

Willow: "Are you okay?"
Xander: "Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it."

Xander: "Oh, hey, here's something. A nice comfy overcoat and a ski cap. The ear flaps will bring out your eyes."