lol my jokes are always lame. i don't go all out for any of them but once i did stick a "kick me" sign on this guy's back at school and he walked around with it for who knows how long.

here's an idea i read in a book. if you have an aswering machine, change your message to you saying this "hello.....hello...how are you?...really, that's great...no, i'm not interested..." and all kinds of crap like that then at the end you say "just kidding, april fools! leave a message at the beep" or something liek that. that would be funny to hear