LoL

My mom is famous for her spaghetti sauce, so when I was a teenager I invited my best friend over for Spaghetti! I had been going on and on about how gooooood my mom's spaghetti is *G* and she served us and eagerly I crammed some in my mouth *?!*

"Mom, the spaghetti sauce tastes........sweet!"
turns out she OOPS put TOO much sugar in it! LOL

Once when i was a punk kid I decided to play an April Fool's prank on my mom by switching the salt and sugar in her serving bowls.
Unbeknownst to me, my mom doesn't TAKE sugar in her coffee so the prank went undetected for at least a month!!! She had a friend of hers over a month or so after April 1, and as they started to sip their coffee, my mom's friend got a contorted look on her face, "Laurie, your coffee is SALTY"
LOL God, my mom was mad.

I love to make veggie stir fries, and I am forever perfecting my stir fry technique. One day I decided to make a biiiiiiiig yummy Stir Fry and bought like 6 bucks worth of veggies. I was busy chopping away and then dumped the lot in the wok. I turned it on and walked away for a moment, and like the slob I am, I wiped my hands off on my Tee shirt.
I happened to glance down and there was BLOOD in a bunch of places on it! I had cut myself cutting up the veggies and not noticed! LOL
There was no way I was gonna waste 6.00 worth of produce, so I ate the stirfry anyway!
And hey, I even took a pic of it it looked so good! hehe