6. Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by
claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn
play animals for underprivileged children.
I may have to actually USE this one........LOL

8. If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on
the coffee table and insist, "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to
scatter her ashes..."


too funny......LOL......LOL