Oh Fister, your dad writes your stories so well! You sure have had a tough time of it, but I'm glad you're finally starting to settle down a bit. I wish I was closer so I could come visit and take good care of you while your mom and dad go vacationing in the sun.

I had to laugh when the "incompetent fool" brought out the wrong cat. He probably didn't even realize you had been there for a week! And to end up with a cold and scratchies on your face besides. I'm glad your mom and dad didn't pay the full fee to that guy.

I think you're finally starting to realize that you really do have a permanent home - even though those durn hoomans just have to disappear now and then. But they will make sure you're well taken care of so you should trust them, and the people they get to take care of you.

I do feel sorry for the poor fellow who didn't listen and got all scratched up. Fister, you naughty boy, but he should have listened - right?

Big hugs to you Fister - from a distance though if you show even a hint of a claw.