Dearest Grandpa, what an absolutely precious Marshall Ferret you are! You're so cute, with that soft-looking, colorful fur and that sweet face with those lovely big blue eyes, and that pink tongue you're sticking out of your mouth. You look like such a happy young man, and your name suits you even though you don't have any kits, let alone grandkits! You have asthma, but your dear person knows just how to treat you properly for it. And what a delightful personality you have! You're full of energy and make your person, and everyone who meets you, smile with your antics, such as walking on a leash. And you're a real sweetheart, sleepy and kind, loving to play with water bottles and pumpkin seeds. You never misbehave, you just cuddle! You and your person love each other very much, don't you. She/he even enjoys saying things like "Oh no, Grandpa pooped on the floor!" What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Grandpa, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear persons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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