Dearest Bubba, what an adorable American Rottweiler you are! That sleek black fur with light-brown touches is gorgeous, and you have the sweetest face. Those lovely big dark eyes gazing right up at me are absolutely mesmerizing! And what a delightful personality you have! You're six months old, and you've been with your dear people since you were seven weeks old. You have a unique trait: you love ice, even more than you love a bone! When someone has a drink with ice in it, you're there gazing at them to let them know you're waiting.. You have fun chasing an ice cube around the floor. You jump on it, and then you're surprised when it squirts out from under your paws! You are your dear family's silly boy, and you all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bubba, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and lots of ice!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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