Dearest Madeleine, you are absolutely adorable, so sweet indeed! What aprecious Dwarf Rabbit you are, with that beautiful, fluffy Thuringia-brown fur that looks so soft, and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You and your dear person often play together, and you love to play "kanin hop." You jump on tree trunks and climb, when your person bribes you with treats. He/she loves you because you're so playful and cute. You both love each other very much, don't you! What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Madeleine, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of lettuce and carrots and apples and lots of hay and a little feed grain!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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