Dearest Sage Brush, you are absolutely stunning! What a gorgeous Sheltie you are, with that colorful coat and that sweet face with the lovely big brown eyes. And what a story you have to tell! You used to be a conformation dog, but you grew a half inch too big? You've done so much better since! You met and joined the family of your dear forever mom, first impressing her by herding the kitties! Now you are an agility and rally-o pup. You're really speedy, and mom can't keep up with you. You have a brother doggie, and you're even faster than he is. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Sage Brush, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear mom and brother and kitties and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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