Dearest Creature, you are absolutely precious! What a beautiful Affenpinchser you are, and thank you for sharing those great photos with us. You are so pretty with that glossy, colorful fur and that sweet face with those lovely big brown eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! Your dear persons say you are the best dog ever. They got you from the local shelter. Like them, I wonder why you ever were surrendered to the shelter before, but it certainly worked out for the best. That's where you and your dear persons met and adopted each other! Now you're spoiled rotten, and so you should be. You get anything you want. You're so cute, sleeping in the bed with your head on the pillow. You know how extra-cute you are, and you show off. You and your persons all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Creature, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear persons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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