Dearest Nico Copernicus, what a beautiful white mosaic Chinchilla you are! You are absolutely gorgeous with that soft-looking fur and that sweet face with those long, LOOOOONG whiskers and lovely big dark eyes. You have quite a delightful personality, too! You're affectionate when you expect to get a treat you want, such as a Cheerio or goji berry. You're full of mischief, and you often get stuck in places you shouldn't be in. Sometimes you throw poop out of your cage if you're not let out precisely at 7pm for playtime. You certainly do know how to work your dear person! You and he/she love each other each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Nico, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with some special Cheerios and goji berries!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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