Dearest Strolchi, you are adorable! What a beautiful, precious Dwarf mix Rabbit you are, with that light-brown and white fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with those perky ears and lovely big brown eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're super-cute, and you love being petted. You and your dear girlfriend Krümel live in your very own hutch in the garden. When you and she are together there, you love to snuggle up. In warmer weather, you enjoy digging holes and scampering around, just relaxing in your little house, or climbing through your tunnel. You have a very special look, which your dear person likes a lot. You and Krümel and your person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Strolchi, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Krümel and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and a special serving of hay, grass and carrots.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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