We've studied your story about Mona and we've come to the following conclusion: Mona is a CAT! And as we know, DOGS have owners- cats have STAFF- and that's you!!
It's a shame Mona shares our cats' constant complaint that their humans are so slow on the uptake and don't seem to get their roles straight properly- if we were restaurant staff, we probably would NEVER have seen a tip, ever! But we keep trying to cater to their every whim because it's so worth it when they approve and give us a sign of royal tolerance--

CONGRATS to Mona and her people on COTD!! Beautiful cat!