Dearest Kitty, what a gorgeous kitty, I mean doggie you are! That fluffy white Bichon Frise fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with those lovely big dark eyes and that great big grin! You are full of energy and make your dear people smile with your antics. You're very stubborn, and you know you're still a puppy at age seven! You get haircuts from time to time because your Bichon fur does not shed. You like to stay pretty fluffy, and your people think you're cutest that way. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kitty, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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