Dearest Dakota, what a beautiful Mollucan Cockatoo you are! Those white feathers are gorgeous, and what a sweet face you have with your head cocked there and your lovely dark eyes peering straight out. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're kind, gentle and very loving, and also very talkative. And you love to give kisses to people! You put everyone who comes up to you in a happy cheerful mood. You and your dear dad Dan love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dakota, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Dan and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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