Dearest Mutly, you are gorgeous! You are so handsome and noble sitting up there so proudly. You're very alert, the protector of your home and family. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're very nice to those you know and who know you, the big baby greasing up to them for some loving! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mutly, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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