Dearest Clark Griswold,what an adorable, precious pup you are! You are just so cute with that beautiful fur and the sweet face with those lovely big eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You make your dear people smile with all your energy and antics. We are so glad for and grateful to all those wonderful, kind people who rescued you and your siblings from the high-kill shelter and fostered you and got you to your terrific Furrrever family. You were the best Christmas present ever for your new ten-year-old human brother Dylan! Now you are living the greatest life, running around and playing with other dogs and snuggling and playing with toys. You and your dear family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Clark, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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