Dearest Hamuui, what an adorable young Blue Agouti Dumbo Rattie you are! You are such a cutie, with that soft-looking fur with such a colorful pattern and that sweet face with those long, LOOOOONG whiskers and the lovely big eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too! You love to come and cuddle with Mommy a lot, but you also like to run around and cause mischief. You have your brother for company, and you both get to go traveling with the family. You and he and Mommy all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Hamuui, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your brother and Mommy and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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