Dearest Maya, what a beautiful Bullmastiff-mix lady you are! And what a sweet personality you have, too! You are indeed a gentle not-quite-giant. You love everyone, and you love giving big sloppy kisses and playing outside and then snuggling up with mom and dad. You love belly rubs, and you even get your toenails painted. I'd love to see them then! You and your dear parents all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Maya, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and mom and dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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