Re Number 1?

I have been gifted with Christmas gifts that sucked......

Number 9?

My mom had a 'thing' about women who drank beer from a bottle, she'd see them and say, 'They look cheap when they do that'.....

Everytime I see a woman with a beer in her hand, I think about momma!

Number 14? With all the talk about 50 shades of gray? Those ties can be used as props?