Okay - the past few days I have been getting a lot of spam apparently warning me of the dangers of ....


wait for it ...



drinking water!!!

Apparently, not only is it killing me, but making me gain weight - one of the titles was "Stop drinking water, lose 50 pounds!!!!!"

Well, yes, if I let my self get completely dehydrated, I would weigh less, I am sure, and then die - and as I decomposed, I am sure I'd weigh less, right?