All things serve the Beam
Children: the VERY well-behaved kind (about 1% of the child population) - Love 'em!
Children: the nasty, bratty kind (the other 99% of the child population) - LEAVE 'em!
(I agree with the Ford horror stories - we had an Escort that was the original Lemon car! My friend has a Taurus that was almost as bad! And my sister had a Ford truck that the entire engine blew at 50,000 miles. Pathethic! Also a Ford logo ... Found On Road Dead.)
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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