Some ideas..............

Cages For Children.
These are especially handy if you'd like that quiet night out or perhaps that two week holiday in the Carribean. They are also good for those yuppies on a Sunday morning while sucking down orange juice and croissants and reading the obituaries.




The Portable Baby Cage.
Made especially for your own little Prince or Princess, and ready to be thrown onto the back of your pickup. Good for those Saturday afternoon booze parties or wife swap meets.




Rope, Chain and Barbed Wire Leash's
No more chasing playful children around parks or in the supermarket.
Good energy saver for parents.





Restaurants With Light-Wells
Somewhere to put your children whilst you enjoy your wine and nibblies in peace. Yes Legislation should require all restaurants to have at least one.


Failing that....well you could always just adopt them out.