When Insults Had Class..............

[wombat2u2004]

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them

Claudia

HAH !!!! Love it !!!!
I know a woman who works for the United Nations, I thought of her when I read that line.....hee hee.

[Catty1]

I LOVE Dorothy Parker! A few more from her:

“Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.”

When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned up.”

“She looks like something that would eat its young”

"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

"I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending."

"I know that an author must be brave enough to chop away clinging tentacles of good taste for the sake of a great work. But this is no great work, you see."

"The House Beautiful is the play lousy."

[ChrisH]

Shakespearean insults.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

[Catty1]

ChrisH - loved this one:

You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

Taken from: Macbeth

[Pawsitive Thinking]

Thou warped flap-mouthed clotpole!

One to remember for future use I think

[Catherinedana]

To Winston Churchill: "Sir you are drunk! Disgustingly drunk!"

Winston replies: “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

[wombat2u2004]

One to remember for future use I think

"Thou warped flap-mouthed clotpole!"

How amazing.....as soon as I read that, I thought of you

[Pawsitive Thinking]

"Thou warped flap-mouthed clotpole!"

How amazing.....as soon as I read that, I thought of you

cheers my aussie chum you say the nicest things........