Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!
Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!
Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints ♥ on your heart!
Well considering that you are "the son of....", I think you made the right decision.But, there is a religious holy day that happens on the Thursday before Easter Suday and even I have some semblance of shame and religious fear in my soul.![]()
One tall n'ice cold beer please. It's Thursday but really my Friday or maybe it's your Wednesday - I get four lovely daze off so looking forward to a bit of relaxing time. Any ham and taters left? I just finished my salad and still hungry.
No peeps or liver here please unless you want me to p.....
what the heck is kvass???
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Ooh! Peeps! May I have a chocolate covered Peep, please?
Do they make chocolate covered Peeps?OOOooooo!
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass
Taters and ham w/a cold one!
DONE!
Redd
Hows about a chocolate fondue.
Stab a peep with a skewer and dunk them?
Done?
CD,
Join in the fun!
DONE!
I'll have some ham'n'eggs with coffee, please. Love the joke, Richard! I have to remember that one.
I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
"Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb
Pardon me while I do a little happy dance.....
No work for a week.....except for the Union conference next weekend.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Grab a juice box of apple juice and pretend to go while in the b-room.
(Another option? Cherry juice!)
Hold it up and proclaim, "What's wrong with me!" and have a taste.
IT's really sick potty humor, but a simple, effective gross out joke.
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Ham'n'eggs?
DONE!
LH,
But, what work do you have lined up at home?
Music for you and your dance partner!
DONE!
PM,
Dunked peeps and coffee! Peeps sushi sounds way too Cah lee fuh nee ah!
DONE!
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