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    Quote Originally Posted by Grace View Post
    For Richard -

    I have share it with you, you posted the article!

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    This was covered on the evening news on Detroit's Channel 4 tonight! - http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22721251/index.html

    AND... not only does he face criminal charges, his library card is being revoked, too!
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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    Did you drop your underpanty
    At the library in Ypsilanti?
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

    -- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery

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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    This was covered on the evening news on Detroit's Channel 4 tonight! - http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22721251/index.html

    AND... not only does he face criminal charges, his library card is being revoked, too!
    Now that IS taking things too far !!!!
    This man has rights, and no-one has the right to take his library card away.
    They can take his freedom, but NOT his library card !!!! UNFAIR !!!!!


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    Well, if he's in jail he can't use his library card any way! so what's the diff?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
    Well, if he's in jail he can't use his library card any way! so what's the diff?
    Running around in prison, naked, should be punishment enough?

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    You're going to jail naked man!
    Maybe for stealing, Green Eggs and Ham?
    Three square meals and a cot?
    Stealing books? You should not!

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
    Into the can, where time is hard!
    You even lost your library card!

    You first mistake was to steal nude!
    That was smart, you naked dude!
    You thrust your pelvis in the aisle.
    That will come out at your trial!

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
    Then you fled in shoes and socks.
    Books in hand and naked crotch!

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
    Justice will give you some jail time.
    You stole kid's book, you naked slime.

    The prison library? Will you go nude?
    Naked in front of all those dudes?
    Just pray you do time, But is it your fate,
    The get Big Bubba for a roommate?

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Running around in prison, naked, should be punishment enough?
    If he's running around in prison, naked where would he even keep a library card? Oh, oh, never mind!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Nekkid in prison? Hiding a card?
    I think naught of the options
    I my GAWD!!!


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