Short window of opportunity

[pomtzu]

Last week I received junkmail trying to sell me some pills that guaranteed multiple orgasms. I recycled it, didn't order the pills, but was secretly pleased that someone out there still considered me young enough -- and hot enough -- to have me on their mailing list to send such crap in the mail.

Speaking of crap…..


This week I received junkmail trying to sell me pills that would guarantee I would have a bowel movement every day.


Soooo, my advice to you all is to enjoy that short window of opportunity (1 week in my case) where you can enjoy the pleasures of multiple orgasms before you start getting geezer mail.

Consider yourself lucky that you got this mail. They skipped right over me and got directly to the point - info on wills, cemetery plots and caskets. I hate to disappointment them - but I'm being cremated and "buried at sea"!

[lvpets2002]

Thats a good one & your so funny.. I will remember this when I go to the mail box now..

[Taz_Zoee]

LOL, this is friggin' hilarious!! I am cracking up here at my desk. A nice change from this morning when I was crying over Scooter Bug and Duke.