Orna-Mental v. (Ohr nuh Mehn tul) Psychotic state induced by mixing cats and any holiday decorations in your home.


Tinsel-Turd n. (Tihn sul Terd) The phenomenon of having your pet 'pass' their very own 'Holiday Log'-Just for you to clean up.

Holiday Log n. (Hul eh Dai Log) See Tinsel Turd.