BAILEY, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING DOTD AT SUCH A TENDER AGE! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR GROWN-UP PICTURE A YEAR FROM TODAY. HEY, BAILEY, GET YOUR TERRIFIC GUARDIANS AND TRAINERS TO TELL US MORE ABOUT "DUCK HUNTING." MOLLY, THE MAGNIFICENT BACKYARD SQUIRREL HUNTER & I WOULD BE REALLY INTERESTED. WE JUST LOVE WORKING DOGS!!!
IT I HAD AN OLD SHOE I'D SEND IT TO YOU FOR A CONGRATULATORY PRESENT.