Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary View Post

I try and try to convince them - especially Eddie to puke on tile
but they just don't get it.
Or, if you just CAN'T make it to the bathroom or the kitchen;
at least STAND STILL to hurl!!!! One "spot" would be so nice ...

But NOOOOOOOO ... the Urk & Gurk starts and the urge to *wander* sets in ...

When the Sicklie One finally gets everything *tossed out* -
He/She is frozen in front of the long-ago OPENED door -
and completely out of ammunition ... it having been *spewed* out
in an almost continuous trail through at least TWO carpeted rooms!

And they wonder WHY I tend to get TENSE!