A letter to my dog.....

[chocolatepuppy]

I've seen this before also, but it is so funny!

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.

Please tell Jake this. He has to peek in to make sure I'm still in there, every 2 minutes. We don't even have a window in there for me to climb out.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.

I spend many nights sleeping with my butt freezing hanging out of the covers.

When I say to move

'move' is the most used word in my vocabulary.

They live here. You don't.

Amen. Maybe that's why I don't get much company.

[pomtzu]

I had never read this one before. Very cute indeed! Thanks for posting.