Dear Jazzy,

Hi, my name is Eli and I'm an Aussie too! I was laughing when I read (of course I can read, and probably you can too!) about your eccentricities and herding and sleeping under the desk--I do that stuff also.

You're very beautiful: I think I'm in love! *sigh* Plus you're practically a supermodel 'cause you're the Dog of the Day!

-From Eli, with a big ol' kiss