Oh my gosh! That is kind of funny. One of those moments you'll look back on and laugh at for sure! But sleep deprivation is not good. You do need to get a better night's sleep. I think Candace's idea of earplugs is a good one. But you probably want to be able to hear what is happening with your your Puddy tat.
Can you take a couple of power naps during the day to make up for lost hours at night? Hoping things get better really soon.