Gave "the boys" a laugh at the gas station today! :D

[lizbud]

Fill it with cash sounds good to me Pam. Nice try.

Hey, pumping your own gas isn't hard. The hardest part is unscrewing the
gas cap & also getting in back on tight enough.

[Cinder & Smoke]

The hardest part is unscrewing the gas cap & also getting in back on tight enough.

No, the hardest part is after removing the gas cap and "storing it" in the little holder
thingy built onto the gas door on the car ...
And ya *bump* it - then watch as said gas cap >FALLS< on the ground and
>ROLLS< UNDER the car!

Now down on hands & knees - you finally spot the darn thing - under the exact geographic CENTER
of the car - in a slush puddle ... and refusing to *COME* as called!
Now desperate ... you discover the longest-handled windshield squeegie at the pump
is 3" too short to snag the cap ... You'll have to Move da Bus to effect the recovery ...

You hop in, start 'er up, and pull forward ... scaring the krap out of the guy in front of you,
and angering the guy behind - who can't yet get to the pump he thinks you're leaving.
ANNNND, the Attendant Inside is **HOLLERING** over the intercom, for the WHOLE WORLD to hear,
some rehersed ramble about
It's a Felony to leave without paying - we have you on video - I'm calling the Cops ... GOD will GET You!

KNOCK IT OFF!! ~ I'm just picking up my !#$%&*!*&$ GAS CAP!
I WILL be in to pay!

Why don't they tie a LEASH onto those darn Gas Caps?

[Barbara]

I am very glad that it is not only me stupid tourist having problems with US self-service gas stations.
I can do it here however.
And at gas stations these days the cash definitely flows in the wrong direction

[ramanth]

LOL! I've always pumped my own gas, even when we did have a few Full Service stations in MI.

I was visiting friends in NJ and pulled into a station and started to pump my own gas. I was very surprised when the attendant came running out and yelling at me. He kinda forgave me when he saw my plates.

[Karen]

Hee hee. Pam, it is not that they have to set the pumps differently for cash than credit. It is that, if you are paying cash, they will take the extra second to put in a smidge more gas to get it up to an even dollar amount, or a half dollar, for your convenience and theirs. Whereas, if you are paying by credit card, and it stops on 23.87, it's okay - they don't have to dig 13 cents change out, it's on the credit card!

[Taz_Zoee]

LOL That's great!!
Yeah, full service gas pumps are no longer in existence here in California. I do remember when they were though. I was very young.

Phred - my gas cap does have a "leash". But it will eventually break and I'll probably be doing exactly as you just described. LOL

[RICHARD]

I heard a great story about how station attendants know if people are from Cah Lee Fuh Nee ah....


Us Californians pay BEFORE we pump our gas.

[gini]

I heard a great story about how station attendants know if people are from Cah Lee Fuh Nee ah....


Us Californians pay BEFORE we pump our gas.

Richard, I was going to say the same thing. I was dumbfounded when I was back East and you pump your gas AND THEN PAY.

I would hate to think what would happen here in CAH LEE FUH NEE AH
if you could do that.

[Pam]

Hee hee. Pam, it is not that they have to set the pumps differently for cash than credit. It is that, if you are paying cash, they will take the extra second to put in a smidge more gas to get it up to an even dollar amount, or a half dollar, for your convenience and theirs. Whereas, if you are paying by credit card, and it stops on 23.87, it's okay - they don't have to dig 13 cents change out, it's on the credit card!

Silly me!

At first he kind of scared me because I didn't know why he was headed for our car or what he wanted. He just wanted to pump our gas....lol.

In fact, I'd probably hit the door locks and drive away if I saw somebody coming toward my car.

Robin and Rescue452 you have me laughing!! I guess that would be a bit of a surprise and maybe even a little scary!

Good thing you didn't have one hand in your purse and the attendant didn't take it as a stick up attempt.

You know Rachel I never thought of that. I guess I looked too dumb to be pulling off a robbery!

There was one in Canton and, once when I was driving on fumes, I pulled in, thinking that I had a choice of self serve or full service but it was strictly full service and they charge $.50 more per gallon! Fumes or no, I left and prayed my way to the next station. Now, these are the people who filling up w/cash!

Actually I was able to get Regular for $2.99 this morning. Traveling to my daughter's in Maryland and Delaware I saw regular as high as $3.13 and you have to pump your own in those states. I guess this is the one plus of living in New Jersey!

[DJFyrewolf36]

LOL! Here I guess it is illigal to pump your own gas. In Nevada, there are no full service stations so it took some getting used to. Watching the attendants around here fiddle with my picky gas door is amusing though