Out of the mouth of babes

[lizbud]

"The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular
Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended
toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you,
we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is
butt dust?' "

[Laura's Babies]

Oh! I got a GOOD one, may be offensive to some but it was so funny! My little brother was small when this happened, I am not sure what age he was but he must have been about 7 or 8 maybe. We had a bunch of people at the house for some reason and when my boyfriends brother went to the bathroom, little brother followed. When they came back my little brother announced loudly and in shock, "Mama! His isn't as big as Daddy's!.....

[chocolatepuppy]

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's
me?'

How in the world did this little girl think of that?
kuhio, my nephew yelled out to my sister while grocery shopping "look mom, a chocolate person", when he was three,my sister was so embarrassed.