Hey Malone ~

Take it frum wun who knowez - DON't *chonk* onna trakter kar partz!


Back when I wuz a lil shavur- 8-9 munthz or so...
We wuz headin back to da Ranch an Dad stopped ta help the neighbor Fiur Guyz atta gasoline leak. I gotz all cited and jumpin round inna kar while Dad wuz puttin on hiz fiur suit - could see allua flashin litez an knew summa the guyz - thunk *I* wuz gonna get ta go, too. NOPE! No "turnout gear" fur me so I hadda *Wait* inna kar...

NUTZ! Whudda my gonna DO!?
Sat in Dad's seet an plopped my hedbone ober the seat to *watch*...
Hmmmm - what'z this!? Dat strap Dad ties ober hiz lappy so he don't fall outta da kar... Make a gud chew toy...

Wuz bout 1/3 a da way threw it when Dad snuck'd up on me !
"WHADD'r You DOIN??!!"

Uhhhh, wood ya beliebe *Nuffin*??
NOPE! Dint beliebe dat fur a sekund!

Got a *butt*smack* anna 'silent treetment' allua way home!
Sheeeze; whudda *Growch*!