My eleven got together and voted. Here are the results:
Kitchen.....begging begins
Bowl..........supper and hopefully it has some human food
Human removes......let the games begin with the human
Stairs......well, all of the above of course
Talks..............we must move on to the next annoying thing
Phone..........playthings, playthings, playthings.
Birds.....played with, hidden, then presented PROUDLY
Bath..........what's that?
Human value.....all of the above except for letting out. The tryant makes us stay in.

They have decided I am trainable