Quiz For Cats About Humans
Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?
If I act nicely, she will feed me

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this?
Expected


Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean?
She wants to hold me again -- I hate when she does that

Staircases are for:
We don't have any at my house


Your human talks/yells at you. You should:
Anything she says is mere humanspeak. Actions speak louder than words. Opening a can of Fancy Feast is the action that speaks loudest.

Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics are:
Not worth the energy. Now, jewelry? The strap on mom's camera? Worth it every time.

Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:
Watched till they're long gone, except in the case of bugs, which must be stared at until my servant comes to remove them.


A human giving you a bath should be considered:
A mortal sin!


Your human's value is limited to:
Meeting my needs: keeping the litter pan clean; providing fresh food and water; and the occasional petting when I am feeling receptive.


Purrrrrs,
Cassie