Crazy hooman warning...

[columbine]

My human's as goofy as yours! She meows and cavorts like a kitten, especially when she has her sound-maker machine going. And one minute she grooms my ouchies nicely, clipping away mats and crumbling off scabs - and the next, she's slathering me with slimy stuff that smells like human-shampoo! She hasn't come after me with the flashy-box for a while, though - says she's waiting for all my fur and whiskers to grow back. I really do love her, though, and I can't imagine life without her. I just wish she'd remember my name more often. One minute I'm "Poofly Cuddlebeast" and the next I'm "Fuzzyfluffins." It's enough to give you an identitiy crisis.

Love, Smudge

[AmberLee]

...I just wish she'd remember my name more often. One minute I'm "Poofly Cuddlebeast" and the next I'm "Fuzzyfluffins." It's enough to give you an identitiy crisis.

Love, Smudge

Believe it or not, my Meowmy puts widdles kisses on my nose and says "Here's a smootchie for my poochie!" She tells HER meowmy it's because she don't wantta say ''... spittie for my kitty." Hoomans are odd.

[Barbara]

Hoomins are VERY odd!
I agree on that salmon issue- it is for cats! And they take the biggest share!
And here I am sleeping nicely with my tail over my nosie to keep it wram- and meowmie has to give me -eek!- kissies right then!
I bear with you
Filou

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

HUMANS .... !!
Our meowmie is talking to the walls all the time; she says she needs company; but hey WE are there, right??? And she says the weirdest nicks to us!! Maya is "Maaytche", Inka ,s "Tinky Pinky winky", Zazou is "Pooky Wooky", and Snoopy is "Snoopke Woopke" .... . Hey, what's so wrong with our real names meowmie???

Never mind dear meowmie, we all LOVE you heaps!!!

[catmandu]

OUR DAD HAS HIS MOMENTS WHERE WE THINK HES A BIT TOUCHED IN THE HEAD HE LAUGHS AT STUFF THAT HE LISTENS TO ON THE RADIO. WE FIGURE THAT ITS SOMETHING FOR HUMANS.
BUT TODAY HE HAD AUNT JANICE BRING US A BIG TURKEY WITH THE MEAT ALREADY CARVED AND SOUP TOO.
AND WE KNOW HE LETS MOOSES PAL ON THE PORCH, WHATEVER HIS FLAWS ARE HE HAS A GOOD HEART.
THE SO CALLED SANE PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO DIDNT WANT US AND SET US LOOSE.
MAYBE WE NEED MORE CRAZY HOOMANS.

JOEY AND BEAR, THIS IS CRAZEEEE!!!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Believe it or not, my Meowmy puts widdles kisses on my nose and says "Here's a smootchie for my poochie!"

Dear Livvy,

Poochie does not necessarily refer to dogs... I have it on good authority it can also refer to...this will shock you and I am sure you meowmie did not mean anything by it....but to...well....our size.

You may want to find one of your meowmie's slipper and give her a poochie....

Deviously,

Edwina

[AmberLee]

Dear Livvy,

Poochie does not necessarily refer to dogs... I have it on good authority it can also refer to...this will shock you and I am sure you meowmie did not mean anything by it....but to...well....our size.

You may want to find one of your meowmie's slipper and give her a poochie....

Deviously,

Edwina

GASP!!!! Surely you jest! While I'm ... plush, and delightfully round-y, surely Meowmy wouldn't ... couldn't be so crass. Well, I guess she could do crass come to think of it. I must go lie down with a widdle morsel of kibble to keep up my strength!!!! Oh, the horror of it all.