Dear Eddie & Edwina,

How wonderful that you have a tree this year to hide under waiting for Santa.
We, sadly, could not have a tree due to the fact that the two younger ones of the tribe - that would be Antoinette and Scooter - like to climb the tree and eat the lights. Sigh.... anyway, we were denied the chance to eat any part of the tree and then barf on gifts, the tree skirt and/or the hallway rug runners.

You and any cats that did get trees this year, are truly lucky.

Best of wishes for a Happy New Year.

The Tribe.