Thanks for sharing those lines! I am sure I will use some of them in the future. At our office, we take turns doing the weekly calendar, and we put quotes at the top. I seem to be the one who prefers the humorous ones.... so I am sure some of these will show up!

By the way, I heard a great pick up line on the radio last week....

"I am still hot. It just comes in flashes now."!!!!!

I was on my way to work and about drove off the road laughing so hard!