"How to Prepare for a Puppy"

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"How to Prepare for a Puppy"

Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain in the dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come on, let's go!"

I particularly liked this one except change the wording to *outside in the rain and sleet and snow in the dark.* That was me back in February 2001 when Bella was a puppy. I always said I would never get a puppy in the winter for that reason. Once I saw her I was hooked though. I am sure my neighbors enjoyed seeing me in my bathrobe holding an umbrella many times too.