Area patrolled, Submarine stalks?
I know the threat, the way that periscope walks-
That fuzzy tail, off the starboard, then port-
confuses me now, tries to catch me short.

Through sleep addled eyes I try to keep pace-
This UnderseaKat wants to get in my face.
A little meow-Like a radar set ping,
Testing my sleep-it's a sneaky sub thing!

They attack plan is ready, I brace for the surge
Where will he jump? Where ever his urge!
My feet are the target, right at my toes.
The weak link he's found, somehow he knows.

Defense is an option, I do have to fight!
The cat has gone crazy, he's lept from my sight.
One more attack, he's using the plan
I need some offense, I do need a stand.

Here comes the sub cat, He back on the bed,
He's just made a move, to run over my head!
I lunge for that kitty, his attack I must stave.
I don't think my cat, wants to behave.

I have him captured, we wrestle a bit.
I'm trying to sleep, Behave you little "turd"
Now that I've won this one sided war
I get to sleep, a little bit more!