Spock: Captain, those Catsteroids are made of a bio matter that looks to be the consistency of digested Friskies!

C: Digested Friskies in this part of the system? It seems right, but....

Bones: The scooching! That's the key...Those Clingons are harmless-they aren't looking to hang around.....they want to be cut loose! They are caught on his fur!

C: We have had an away team trimming the fur on that planet just in the last few weeks.

Uhura: The last contact we had with them was a week ago, they were trying to clip the rear and tummy!

Sulu: Captain, He's making another scooching run! LOOK OUT!

C: Scotty, get that transporter up, we need to get down there!

Scotty: Aye, Cap'n- the dilithium crystals are going out! I'm gonna try some FRESH STEP Crystal Litter - New and Improved!

C: Sulu, where are you going?

Sulu: Ah, I forgot....Ah......I left the DVD player on in my quarters! I'd rather kiss the Borg that to get next to that mess....